sixpenceee:

did you ever become friends with someone so beautiful?  and then they started telling you about the douchebags in their lives that did horrible things to them, like cheat and lie. and the only thing running through your mind is “who would ever want to hurt someone like you?”

(Source: sixpenceee)

wine420:

If u like both the Labour Party and the Green Party but don’t know who to vote for go to http://voteswap.org and see what kind of constituency you live in and how your vote could best be used in order to stop another conservative government. I live in a safe conservative seat and wasn’t sure how I should vote but this website helped give me a clearer idea of what I should do so yeah just check it out

(Source: nathaniel5)

liquidcoma:

mertvechyna:

oh yea: the dental surgeon informed me that if u smoke weed regularly u should always tell the anaesthesiologist before ur surgery, because it’s possible that u could wake up during surgery due to them giving u the dosage they would give someone who doesn’t smoke weed. 

so don’t lie, they aren’t cops, they just want to make sure ur good for the duration of the surgery. i didn’t know this for my colonoscopy but i wasn’t smoking regularly then so it wasn’t relevant. just a psa

Its Tru. I have woken up during anaesthesia and it is not fun u will not like it

kiwi-hood:

Okay so there’s one important rule if one of you ever date the boys: you have to “accidentally” release all the old-not-chosen-for-the-album studio versions of songs

florris:

Reasons why you should have plants in your room

-          More clean air

-          People think you are cool

-          They look pretty

-          You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up

-          You feel proud when they grow

-          You can give them cute names

-          pLAnTs

(Source: trendenvyy)

bnaz:

throwback to that one time I was working as a camera operator in a music festival and I had 2 minutes to run across a field to the perfect location that would allow me to film the whole fireworks show and I was running backstage while holding a camera and I had two slow ass old people in front of me blocking the way and I yelled “FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS WOULD YOU PLEASE MOVE OUT OF THE DAMN WAY” and I was later told by my girlfriend who was running behind me that I yelled at the former US president bill clinton and possible 2016 presidential candidate hillary clinton

urulokid:

notbecauseofvictories:

though seriously one thing you don’t get from the movies is just how fucking blue-blooded the fellowship of the ring is.

Aragorn is already the King of Arnor, poised to become High King; Boromir is a steward-prince of Gondor, from the line of Ruling Stewards; Legolas will inherit Mirkwood and the crown of the Silvan elves; Gimli is a Longbeard from the House of Durin, which makes him pretty significant nobility, distantly related to the King Under the Mountain. 

even among the hobbits, Pippin will be Thain after his father, and Merry is similarly in line for Master of Buckland. Frodo is related to both of them, while also having the considerable land and wealth that was left to him by Bilbo.

pretty much the only one with a crown not stuffed in their pack is Sam, and that’s only because Gandalf is secretly an angel.

and YET!!!! in the end, it’s Samwise Gamgee the gardener/laborer who is the real hero of the entire story, it’s Sam who remains uncorrupted by the Ring and is the entire reason Frodo even survived as long as he did