mo|17|cis|please be my friend|i live a tummy appreciation life|"im a third nipple kind of person"

basically im performing a huge clean out of my blog and its probably going to last like a few weeks bc im gonna do who im following and my likes and my previous posts and everything and make everything nice and new but keep the very basics of this blog so that is what is happening watch this space

i need someone to tell me how strip clubs work at some point before early june because of reasons that may or may not be explained

yall will never fucking guess who passed grade eight yooooo

the only way i can tell if im pissed or not is whether or not i can feel my mouth and if i cant it means i am so yeah my tongue is numb im going to sleep

*adds ’:p’ emoticon to imply that im joking when in reality i am 98% serious about what im saying*

ah yes those “‘english grading”’ posts have returned good im glad to have such great accuracy on my dash so that i can complain about school pressure and not have people that live outside the uk complain about the 'easy grading system’ i live with in my inbox i am so glad this was cleared up

literally this holiday has been rlly chilled but also filled with loads of rlly unnecessary anxiety attacks like wh y

*yelling into the void* i cant tell if this person is mad at me or if im just bad at reading emotions over text

the problem with texting is that irl u kinda have the chance to be like “‘i am fully joking”’ via like facial expression etc but over text u just have to hope they dont take u seriously

texting people who talk with correct grammar and punctuation rlly throws me off bc i always associate that with being pissed off and im like “‘what did i do”’ then i remember its just that they dont type like a two year old

missing you more like im not crying ur crying were crying i need a hug

im super nervous and edgy rn and idk why like i feel like me heart is beating super duper fast but it isnt and i feel like im at the top of a rlly tall ladder but like clearly im not and i literally do not know why i feel like this but i rlly do not like it and idk what to do to make it go away and idk

texting more like “‘have u just not got my text or r u not replying bc i said something wrong and ur now deeply offended and hate me”’

i used to be like super formal when texting people i wasnt like Absolute Best Friends with but i just called the head boy @ my school dude and said yo so that shows my character development over the last few years