The Signs as Chris Evans
- aries: LET'S GO PATRIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- taurus: Mountain lodge candle.
- gemini: Laughing alone with pizza.
- cancer: Weeps At Everything, Wants To Live In The Woods.
- leo: Perfect dorito ratio.
- virgo: [Sees a baby] Can I hold him??
- libra: Two beefs.
- scorpio: "Yeah, I'd fuck him."
- sagittarius: Left boob grab.
- capricorn: You fucking meatball.
- aquarius: Leapfrogging over Chris Pratt.
- pisces: just gotta breathe.



