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(Source: guywholooksliketaylorswiftfan)
the only way i can tell if im pissed or not is whether or not i can feel my mouth and if i cant it means i am so yeah my tongue is numb im going to sleep
so i really need to change the straight edge bit in my about me bc today i actively made plans to go to the pub and get pissed on a wednesday evening
wine mom or vodka aunt?
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imagine bucky and steve taking shots of like 100 proof vodka and trying to get DRUNK and steve is totally unaffected but after the 20th shot or something bucky is drunk as fuck and he looks at steve really seriously (while swaying slightly in his chair) and steve is kind of nervous because bucky hasn’t looked at him this intently since before the war when steve came home with two broken ribs and bucky just stared at him for five minutes before giving him the longest lecture of his entire life so yeah steve is kinda nervous. finally bucky rubs his hand over his face, sighs and says, “steve, i fucking hate it when you wear khakis” and steve laughs so hard he can’t breathe
i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while
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This guy gets paid more than all of us
I was hungover and I watched all the episodes of this show and cried at the end of every single one of them IM THE FUCKING EHARMONY GIRL

Lord of the Rings drinking game, made by yours truly.
Drink on, my hobbits.
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rude it is white whine because i am not an animal as u might think anna