©grizzlysbear

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posted 6 years ago with 158,620 notes
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the only way i can tell if im pissed or not is whether or not i can feel my mouth and if i cant it means i am so yeah my tongue is numb im going to sleep



so i really need to change the straight edge bit in my about me bc today i actively made plans to go to the pub and get pissed on a wednesday evening



ashtrocious: “in which Calum’s going to end up with alcohol poisoning ”

ashtrocious:

in which Calum’s going to end up with alcohol poisoning



5secondsofsummer-fanpage:

Calum is sobering up but Luke’s probably still drunk af.

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pharbro:

wine mom or vodka aunt?



americanypsycho: “ Probably the most accurate description of Andy Hurley ”

americanypsycho:

Probably the most accurate description of Andy Hurley

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posted 6 years ago with 6,192 notes
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6xgod:

rnbsingerzayn:

zayn malik am i right people

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"I read a lot. I love books. If they came in a bottle, I’d be a drunk too."

Harvey, Alyxandra. Bleeding Hearts.   (via ohmywildflower)

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posted 6 years ago with 12,646 notes
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imaginebucky:

imagine bucky and steve taking shots of like 100 proof vodka and trying to get DRUNK and steve is totally unaffected but after the 20th shot or something bucky is drunk as fuck and he looks at steve really seriously (while swaying slightly in his chair) and steve is kind of nervous because bucky hasn’t looked at him this intently since before the war when steve came home with two broken ribs and bucky just stared at him for five minutes before giving him the longest lecture of his entire life so yeah steve is kinda nervous. finally bucky rubs his hand over his face, sighs and says, “steve, i fucking hate it when you wear khakis” and steve laughs so hard he can’t breathe

posted 7 years ago with 59,853 notes
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i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while

posted 7 years ago with 920,457 notes
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"I drank until you weren’t real."

Six Word Story (#12)

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posted 7 years ago with 340,796 notes
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littlespacecase:

prguitarman:

This guy gets paid more than all of us

I was hungover and I watched all the episodes of this show and cried at the end of every single one of them IM THE FUCKING EHARMONY GIRL



wuggly-ump: “ Lord of the Rings drinking game, made by yours truly. Drink on, my hobbits. ”

wuggly-ump:

Lord of the Rings drinking game, made by yours truly.

Drink on, my hobbits. 

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  1. buttsextaire said: is that grape juiCE clare

rude it is white whine because i am not an animal as u might think anna

posted 7 years ago with 1 note
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