the only way i can tell if im pissed or not is whether or not i can feel my mouth and if i cant it means i am so yeah my tongue is numb im going to sleep
*adds ’:p’ emoticon to imply that im joking when in reality i am 98% serious about what im saying*
yh and like they dont even specify that theyre done by % either like thats the marks not ums or % like stttooopppp and they have like catagories for ‘b+ b- c+’ etc like we dont even get those im so angry
ah yes those “‘english grading”’ posts have returned good im glad to have such great accuracy on my dash so that i can complain about school pressure and not have people that live outside the uk complain about the 'easy grading system’ i live with in my inbox i am so glad this was cleared up
literally this holiday has been rlly chilled but also filled with loads of rlly unnecessary anxiety attacks like wh y
*yelling into the void* i cant tell if this person is mad at me or if im just bad at reading emotions over text
the problem with texting is that irl u kinda have the chance to be like “‘i am fully joking”’ via like facial expression etc but over text u just have to hope they dont take u seriously
texting people who talk with correct grammar and punctuation rlly throws me off bc i always associate that with being pissed off and im like “‘what did i do”’ then i remember its just that they dont type like a two year old
missing you more like im not crying ur crying were crying i need a hug
im super nervous and edgy rn and idk why like i feel like me heart is beating super duper fast but it isnt and i feel like im at the top of a rlly tall ladder but like clearly im not and i literally do not know why i feel like this but i rlly do not like it and idk what to do to make it go away and idk
texting more like “‘have u just not got my text or r u not replying bc i said something wrong and ur now deeply offended and hate me”’
i used to be like super formal when texting people i wasnt like Absolute Best Friends with but i just called the head boy @ my school dude and said yo so that shows my character development over the last few years
okay so this is totally inaccessible and unfunny probably to anyone who wasnt in my year 10-11 friend group bc it is honestly 99.999% injokes but here it is - Smelly Balls: The Comic
i just found this other comic i drew in years 10-11 and its the most RIDICULOUS immature thing - basically we were doing this chemistry crossword and one of the clues was “aromatic spheres” and i really confidently yelled “SMELLY BALLS!!!!” in the middle of the class
and i drew a comic of all the recurring characters from this series of lil rage comics clare and i used to draw, reacting to my really loud declaration of Smelly Balls
and its sO ridiculous and unfunny and typical 15-year-old humour but for some reason even now i just read this comic and absolutely piss myself laughing
that comic was fucking hilarious dont even lie
